Sunday - August 13th, 2006

It's Sunday! And as promised I give you the second instalment of "Tales from the Delivery Driver!" The normal Dan the Robot storylines will continue tomorrow and will go on through Friday, then I get Saturday off, then Sunday you get another Delivery Driver story. I hope you have figured this all out by now... heh.

Today's message is a two part. First off, if you have a number hanging upside-down, fix it. If your numbers aren't there, paint them on and buy new ones (ones you can see from the street in the middle of the night preferably). The other one is also a two part, first off, don't give a driver change. Second, if you do give a driver change, make sure you count it out BEFORE they get there! I have been trying to teach certain people to stop giving me change, my new tactic is to count out every cent in front of them to make sure they know how long it takes for me to verify that they aren't stiffing me. I even do it in a way so that it takes a very long time.

Remember, drivers are your friend, right up until you piss them off, then you're fubared.