Wednesday - August 16th, 2006

Bits and pieces of this are true. Jeff may be terminal, though Jeff being in a terminal condition is sort of like George Bush being an idiot. We all expect it and we aren't too surprised by it. It's when things change that we get really confused. As mentioned long ago, Jeff was born without his pulmonary valve. Because of this, doctors said that he wouldn't live past 18 hours. I didn't ask, but I think that he broke that record (by 24 years). He's all buggered up though, but we still love him. This storyline is totaly for him.

Tomorrow you get to meet Nurse Mountainass (Nurse Boop is going off the clock now), Jeff always tells me that he never gets to meet the hot nurses, just the ones with the gigantic asses. Thus, Nurse Mountainass. I'm totaly gonna' wise-crack all through this storyline, because that's what I'm good for (if nothing else). That and it's more fun that way.

Oh! I had a great day today. I made over 60 bucks delivering, it seems that my yelling at people (who don't read this strip) has finally made them realize that they are supposed to tip the drivers. Horray! All I had to do was rant and bitch for a couple of weeks and all is better in the world.

Well, that's it. See you guys tomorrow!