Thursday - November 2nd, 2006

Who here is a Democrat? Raise your hands please.

Alright, now who is a Republican? Could you raise your hands now as well?

Very good. Glad you could admit to that. Everyone who raised their hands is a dumbass. I swear to god, the whole "Republicains fucked the country" and the "Democrats are your guardian angels" crap has just about pissed me off to the point that I want to boycot Television until next week.

It turns out that if you are a Republican you are an evil flesh eating zombie that only wants to ruin this country. And if you are a Democrat then you are the only natural choice to purge this evil that is George Bush. Well guess what you guys. I voted for Bush last election.

That's right, I voted for the Evil that you are all trying to defeat. Why would I do such a stupid thing? Two reasons, first, I live(ed) in a red state, voting democrat wouldn't do crap. Second, my other option was a horse faced idiot who frankly wouldn't have done a damn thing better. I mean if Hillary was running that's a whole other story, but we had whats-his-name running and the guy couldn't make up his mind on anything.

Now if anyone sides with bush they are automaticaly evil, he has destroyed our country and all this other crap that people are making up because they can. Now I want you all to do some math. Take the number of troops in the Middle East right now (roughly 40,000) and the population of Los Angeles which is 9,935,475 ( US Census Beurau). Alright, now I want you to do the death tolls. I believe that about 4000 soldiers have died in the Mid East since 9/11/01, which is more than five years now. Let's take the violent crime deaths from just one year which is 48,824 (E-Podunk).

Alright, by taking these numbers at a rough estimate, we have lost 1/10th of our soldiers in the Mid East in the last five years. Not even a thousand a year of the 40,000. So that is under 1/40th a year. From LA's Violent Crimes alone (not including incidental death, natural causes, or accidents mind you), you have a 1/200 chance of dieing on the streets of LA. I'm sure if we added in those other three factors the numbers would be either identical or worse.

Now then, those of you who live in the LA region, here are your choices. Join the Army or risk being killed. Get off of George's back, he has the hardest job in the world and he's doing his best. Sure he looks like a dumbass half of the time but he's not the only one making these decisions. He has a full cabinet of people he trusts as well as military advisors who WILL beat the crap out of him if he makes a bad move.

Democrats, you've ben smacked. Republicans, teach him to talk.